I went to the Jonesborough Festival with Mark last week and, oh boy, do I have a story to tell. So we go up to the front in one of the tents, where the tellers sit. It is roped off just for them. Then I see Meh sitting near Kim. She was quite good as a teller and MC by the way. I have been a fan of Meh for a long time, and I told him so.
He winked at me and invited me INSIDE the ropes! I felt so special. I think he liked me right away, because when we posed for a picture, he put his arm around me and SQUEZED MY FOAM! It was a little brazen on his part, but I love a man who knows what he wants. Well, it was non-stop from then on. There wasn’t a square foot in Jonesborough that went untouched by the coupling of Meh and me. Every chance he would get, he would blow in my ears! Thank goodness the weekend finally came to an end. I was exhausted, and Meh’s pink antenna ears weren’t standing so straight and erect after three days, if you know what I mean!
I went back to Arizona and Meh went back to Virginia, the state that is, not a girl named Virginia. He swore that he would be true to me. I am not so sure about that wandering eye he has. I said I would be true to Meh. I am sure we will write to each other. Only time will tell if this smoldering love will last. I await his first missive…
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