Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Meh Is In My Heart

Well, folks, it's been almost a week now, and I haven't heard from Meh. But be still my heart, cause he is still in my heart!

Dear Meh,

You were so charming from the very start.
Now, I can't get you out of my heart.
My foam heated up in your passionate embrace.
You left an impression that's impossible to erase.

It's been almost a week, and I haven't heard a word;
Not a card, or an e-mail, or a letter.
I was hoping for a present, just a token, something small,
Although I could really use a sweater!

But nevertheless you will stay in my heart.
You're such a cute little feller.
I can only hope that you have  learned from Kim,
And are a really good storyteller.

Love,
Yuh


Friday, October 14, 2011

Meh & Yuh

I went to the Jonesborough Festival with Mark last week and, oh boy, do I have a story to tell. So we go up to the front in one of the tents, where the tellers sit. It is roped off just for them. Then I see Meh sitting near Kim. She was quite good as a teller and MC by the way. I have been a fan of Meh for a long time, and I told him so.

He winked at me and invited me INSIDE the ropes! I felt so special. I think he liked me right away, because when we posed for a picture, he put his arm around me and SQUEZED MY FOAM! It was a little brazen on his part, but I love a man who knows what he wants.

Well, it was non-stop from then on. There wasn’t a square foot in Jonesborough that went untouched by the coupling of Meh and me. Every chance he would get, he would blow in my ears! Thank goodness the weekend finally came to an end. I was exhausted, and Meh’s pink antenna  ears weren’t standing so straight and erect after three days, if you know what I mean!

I went back to Arizona and Meh went back to Virginia, the state that is, not a girl named Virginia. He swore that he would be true to me. I am not so sure about that wandering eye he has. I said I would be true to Meh. I am sure we will write to each other. Only time will tell if this smoldering love will last. I await his first missive…

Thursday, October 13, 2011

I Can Only Be Yuh

Hello everyone. My name is Yuh. Well, I guess you may have read that at the top of this blog. Sorry if I am a little redundant. I am little, and I am redundant sometimes. So I guess I am a little redundant. Did I already say that? In any case, I am glad to be here, and glad to be Yuh.

That's my philosophy. I love being Yuh. I have discovered that I can only be Yuh. You can only be you, and I can only be Yuh. I can't be anyone but Yuh. Have you ever tried to be anyone else? I have, and it was not easy. It got me all messed up. Nothing worked for me until I decided to go back to being me, I mean really being Yuh.

So, that’s me, in a nutshell, although I am not so small as I could fit in a nutshell. I will try to post on a regular basis, as often as I can.

Hope you will enjoy!